I'm mainly here to fave great artworks of my favorite fandoms and other things of interest and comment and give support to the many wonderful artists that can be found here on DA. If you'd like to chat, send me a note. I'm hardly one to consider 'unfriendly' unless you're ignorant of the concept of tact and common decency when such behavior should be displayed.
FOR STARTERS:A little about myself: Let's see, I do write poetry at times, and I've written a few short stories and drabbles (nothing too serious, but stuff I write when I'm inspired). Haven't posted anything of that nature here as of yet, however, I have one poem that I posted in my gallery dedicated to the CanonXOC pairing ZetsuXRui that I'm quite proud of, plus, I am working on a serious multi-fanfic and a few crack oneshots (for the luz)
FAMILY:I have a little half sister named April and a younger brother named Cody who are my loves of my world for being the best siblings ever~ I call my bro CoCo (to piss him off XD), and sometimes Demon Weed, and my sis T-Rex because of her obsession with dinosaurs (plus, she can growl a deep guttural growl and when she does that with a paper towel role, 'tis epic! And she's only 6!) I like to call my mom Eeyore (because of her sulking and almost constant pessimism).
BELIEFS:I'm also an atheist and I consider your arguments on religion invalid. We all have our own opinions, and we're all entitled to them (but that doesn't mean I want you to try to 'convert' me, nor do I care for constant mentionings of 'christ' or what-not). Also, I stay away from the drama llama ('tis a 'freakin annoying beast...)
SOME INTERESTS & LIKES:I love to garden (I'm just starting out) and I have an unhealthy love of carnivorous plants. And I love animals more than people most times, too. Only problem is, some animals and their personalities just end up pissing me off. Especially non-fixed female or male dogs who try to get a little too ...*coughs* erhm... romantic? gross.... At least when I'm amongst nature, I can be at peace. And even when it's plant mating season and pollen is released, I know when it rapes my nostrils and makes me sneeze, it's nothing personal. Also, I aspire to one day own a traditional styled Japanese styled home with a ton of hidden rooms and passages (and a random piranha tank to top it off XD).
Sarcasm is my most proficient language, and my OTP's are MyselfXThin Mints, MyselfXTeryaki (with pretty much anything), MyselfXChocolate (white, milk, dark, fudge, I don't discriminate!), MyselfXSUGAR!!~, MyselfXPyscho Fictional Manga Characters, MyselfXCrack PAIRINGS~
(although, I have many loves since I'm such a freakin' polygamous trolololol XDDD). Although.. understand this: I'm
NOT your whore, and
HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE -or you shall be d*k slapped XDMORE ABOUT:I love to climb trees and play pranks on others and my taste in music varies from style to style greatly from Deathrock to the Carmelladansen (speedy cake remix) to Traditional Japanese music to bands like Specrum X and Spectra Paris (lol, my tastes in music are so random). I hate rap, and yet I am addicted to Eddie Rath's Naruto songs (have practically all of them). I am sometimes flirty with those I'm comfortable with (male or female), although, it is just play (since I'm much more modest when it comes to others). I am known to like to mess with guys who are interested by scaring them off by threatening to show them my p*nis XD (don't piss me off or you'll be d*ck slapped! BOO YA!). Am I guy or a girl? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW! BWAHAHA!
What you MAY call me (and what you CANNOT):
Call me 'Dictonary' (just.. shorten it to 'Dick' if you are feeling suicidal). But, I'm mostly knows as 'The Major' (short for 'Major B*tch). Some call me Izzy, which is alright as well. ..Call me 'Neko-can' and you will regret it....
-innermind theatre: I thought you
hated the drama llama?~ You hyprocrit..
Me: STFU!!
NO ONE ASKED YOU!
..and I do... but I can and WILL through a massive tantrum from time to time....- 
FANDOMSMy favorite fandom of all time is Naruto, although I was a huge fan of Inu Yasha when I was younger (mainly Sesshomaru), and watched a little Yu Yu Hakusho and Blood+ around the time I watched Inu Yasha. I also loved Death Note (however, I remember little about the series since it has been so long). My favorite Naruto characters are Madara, Hashirama, Konan, Kakashi, Gaara and Naruto. Also, I have a major love of crack pairings (even though I understand they have little to no chance of ever becoming canon, but that doesn't stop me from loving them!~). I can ship het, yuri, or yaoi depending on the artwork or fanfic depicting it (usually, I love more than just fanservice.. I like to be able to imagine a little bit of a backstory or have to already be a shipper of the 2 or more characters depicted). The only yaoi couple I SERIOUSLY and truly believe might at least be a onesided canon is HashiMada or MadaHashi (although, if it doesn't happen.. oh well. That's what fanart & fanfics are for!) I'm also into Happy Tree Friends (both the cartoon and the fandom created anime version). I'm a fan of some Vocaloid songs (still fairly new to Vocaloid), and I love seeing the artwork and cosplay depicting the different Vocaloid mascots
PERSONALITY:I am VERY opinionated and can be outspoken when comfortable (more shy in unfamiliar settings, though). Always polite in professional settings (but I take to teasing my friends quite often; that's because they don't take it to heart, though. It's just common with me and some of my family to spew insults playfully at eachother. I don't do this to those who are too sensitive, though). I don't trust others easily, nor do I let people too close (which is why I have more acquaintances than friends). However, I am fiercely loyal towards those I care about and I consider myself a sympathetic and emphatic person at heart.
FRIENDS WORTH MENTIONING:My best friend is my cat Taz who likes to ride on my shoulder most of the time. I either call him Taz, Tazzy-chan, Neko-chan, or Tazzy-dear (sometimes, I call him a pain in the a**). I also have a great internet friend named Kristi who happens to be my longest lasting friend.
The End: Of My SanityI think that's it for now. If you enjoy great Naruto artwork, fanfics, beautiful landscapes and other epic artwork, epic cosplay, or really cool Alternative Modeling, you should definitely consider checking out my favorites for some incredibly epic artists, writers and photographers that need recognition for their awesome talents! (they're separated by folder to make it easier ;D )
I also hate to brag..but.. my stuff's not that bad either! XD
(also, lol I really was bored when I wrote all this! Who the f*k would actually read all this!? If you were one of those-
)
Sta.sh
