Lol.... Borrowing my grandma's friend's iPad. Wow. I have to say, never in my life have I met someone as wack as this woman... But she's awesome. Just as one example of how strange this lady is, she seriously had my grandma check under the beds for dead bodies. By time my grandma was bending over and I was asking why she's humoring her, my grandma screams. Meanwhile, I'm cracking up and the lady's screaming as my grandma gets up. Of course it was a joke!
She's also deathly afraid of the dark, moths, and likes to call her car's gps either a lady or a bitch depending if it's giving her trouble. Her husband was on speaker and she was letting him know how it was being mean and wouldn't dial his number right (it's also a fancy system that includes other features). He said 'Susan' just didn't like the way she talked to her! X'D (btw, it was hilarious when she was trying to get it to dial the right number- it kept adding a random '*' symbol!! Lol)